My trip to Calpe

Here you have the link to go to my wix page where you will find all the photos from my last trip. Enjoy it!

AT THE CHEMIST: Enquiring about a problem

Pharmaceutical: Good afternoon , can I help you?
Client: Yes, let's hope so. Thank God you speak English!
P: Well , just a little. What seems to be wrong?
C: I've got an upset stomach - it  is pretty bad. I've been up all night with it, and now I've got a bad headache. 
P: I see. When did it first start? 
C: When I went to bed
P: Do you think is something you have eaten?
C: Oh , for sure. I'm not used at all to this wining and dining . 
P: No , it can be very strong
C: I'll say! You can say that again
P: Have you got diarrhoea? Is it very loose?
C: That's what it feels like
P: How often do you have to go?
C: I have to go every few minutes

AT THE DOCTOR: I've got a terrible stomachache

Doctor:	—	Good morning. Please have a seat here. What´s the problem?
Paul Ryefield:	—	I have a terrible stomachache.
Doctor:	—	Do you have diarrhea?
Paul Ryefield:	—	Yes, I do.
Doctor:	—	Do you have any other symptoms?
Paul Ryefield:	—	Yes, I feel sick.
Doctor:	—	You mean you feel nauseous?
Paul Ryefield:	—	That´s right. I feel like vomiting. And right now I feel dizzy, too.
Doctor:	—	When did the symptoms start?
Paul Ryefield:	—	This morning. Yesterday evening I ate something raw.
Doctor:	—	All right. Please take off your clothes to the waist and lie down there. ... Just tell me if it hurts when I do this.
Paul Ryefield:	—	It doesn´t hurt. ... Ouch. It hurts there.
Doctor:	—	Okay. Let´s hope it´s just indigestion, but we´ll need to run some diagnostic tests to be sure. We´ll run a blood test and we´ll also need a urine sample.
Paul Ryefield:	—	Can you give me something for the time being?
Doctor:	—	Yes, I´ll give you a prescription for indigestion tablets.

WHAT'S WRONG? (Health)

1) - I have a cut on my hand
+ What happened?
- I felt of my bike

2) -I've broke my leg
+ Really?
- I felt skiing
+ Be careful

3) - Ah! my back hurts
+ Did you hurt it when you  triped ?

4) - I've got a cut on my foot
+ How did that happened?
- I   on a rock

5) - What happened to your head?
+ Oh nothing , is just a bug bite
- It must be a big bug!

6) - Why are you crying?
+ I hurt my elbow on a door 
- Oh no! You'll be ok
+ Thanks

7)- Why do you have a bande on your knee?
+ Oh , I was skating when I felt of my skateboard

8) - I've hurt my finger
+ What happened?
- I slammed it on the door 
+ Oh no!

9) - What happened?
+ I sprained my shoulder running through the door
- Don't run in a house
+ Ok , I'm sorry

10) - Why is your nose so red?
+ Because I'm so cold!

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